Tuesday, January 25, 2011

0 comments 5:51 AM

The Earth - 2150

Posted by Dhruv Gupta -


The year was 2150. It was the beginning of another uneventful day on a distinct planet in the Milky Way galaxy, a planet code-named ‘Deceased-19524’. It had been, I guess, a hundred years since this mystifying planet appeared on our radar back at Neptune. Never before had we seen such an abrupt explosion of a heavenly body, and that too a planet! The scholars needed samples, and I was deployed over here, with nothing but my IPod as company. When I first stepped onto Deceased-19524, I was blown away by its extreme environment. It was as if the tiny little planet was being made to face the raging fury of Lord Sun himself. The land was barren, and ablaze with violent volcanoes and molten lava. At night, thick, orange clouds of methane used to envelope the planet. Almost everyday, a storm or two would break out and would munch away rocks, some the size of my fist, and others which make one’s neck crane when one looks up at them. At some places, there could be found little traces of a transparent, colourless liquid which flowed freely and reflected my ugly face. Hot winds whispered satanic verses, condemning me, telling me to go away. It was almost impossible for any form of life to strive on this raging ball of fire. But the omniscient scholars say that it was not always like this. Around half a millennium ago, the planet was literally known as the ‘Blue Planet’, the reasons of which are still unknown. They say that the planet was filled with various forms of life, when a series of evolutions produced one of the most intelligent races ever – the homo-sapiens. The homo-sapiens lead the planet towards a slow but steady pace towards destruction. The scholars say that the homo-sapiens were greedy, and preferred erecting sun-touching towers at the cost of their Mother Planet. They became so obsessed with themselves that they multiplied till every natural resource was consumed.

Even after 5 strenuous years of bone-crushing labor, I had found nothing, not even the tiniest hint towards success. By now, I had lost all hopes of going back home with a smile on my face. That day when I was strolling around sluggishly, I suddenly saw a tiny, white fragment fluttering on the ground. I grabbed it at once, not hopeful, but curious. My heart skipped a beat. “Father Sun! A letter from…..from the last man on Earth.”, I exclaimed, though the last word seemed alien to me. With my heart thumping like a drum, I sat down to read it:

To,

Mother Earth

14th February, 2012

It is dark and appallingly hot in here. I can barely see a thing, and my hand trembles while writing this letter. But I have to have the courage, the strength, to express myself, for it is imperative that I do it. There is still a flame of hope within me, but the flame is waning, and it wouldn’t be long before it’s shrouded by despair. I sit here in solitude, waiting for somebody to turn up and stab me in the chest. But I know nobody will, for I feel I am the last one remaining on Earth.

Everyday, I saunter by the remnants of my ancestors. I shudder at the thought of finding my son’s remains somewhere being engulfed by molten lava. I still remember the day when his stretched hand lay across me, pleading me to help him out of the quake. But I do not lament the loss, for I have no right to do so.

I have to go through the consequences of the destructive activities of my ancestors. But a part of my mind shouts out in despair – Is this fair? Is it fair to me to go days without water, when my ancestors immersed themselves in hot water tubs? Is it not unfair that my tongue longs for a touch of food, when my ancestors never felt guilty putting tonnes of grains into the bin? Is it fair to the trees, the animals, the birds, the glaciers, the soils to serve a ruthless bunch of two-legged species indefinitely, yet get condemned to death by the master himself? Is it fair that Mother Earth be eaten away, bit by bit, into nothingness? I do not know whether man was at fault, but I do know this – Man never saw the true beauty of nature. He never heard the sound of the leaves rustling in the wind. He never saw the love between a tiger cub and his mother. He never marveled at the beauty of the naked mountains rising high amongst the seas. He never noticed the delicate balances maintaining the diverse ecosystem. So busy was he with his goals of development that he never saw Mother Earth succumb to his materialistic desires. But who am I to complain, for I myself did not stop them as they went on inflicting blows upon the Earth.

Mother Earth!

Vent your ire against this last man standing

Burn him alive in the cracks of doom

Devastate his intestines,

Blast his brain into smithereens.

But, Oh my Beloved Mother!
Be finally at Peace.

Be finally at peace.

Be finally at peace.

Yours till eternity,

The Last Man on Earth

I stood at the edge of a cliff, with the letter still in my hands. A tear trickled down my cheek, and vaporized with a big ‘hiss’ as it fell on the ground. I crouched low on the ground, and brought my trembling fingers close to the soil. As they dug deep inside the soil, I muttered with a voice heavy with grief – “Mother Earth”.

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

0 comments 8:02 AM

An unconventional attraction

Posted by Dhruv Gupta -

Dearest teacher,

Before I begin with what could be the biggest shock of your life, I request you to read this with a mind devoid of any tension, fear or love for your spouse. Also, my endearing teacher, take good care that there is no Tom, Dick or Harry around who is dying to set his/her foul hands upon this letter, for in no case should the confidential information be heard by the undesirables.

I clearly remember the day when my eyes first set upon you. It was as if Goddess Saraswati herself had descended from the heaven! Never before had I seen such a beauty, such an amazingly crafted body wrapped in the most charismatic saree ever produced on the face of this earth. I stood there, gaze transfixed, amazed by the sight before me. Forgive me, oh my beloved teacher, but I have researched a lot on this peculiar behavior of eyes and have found no kind of non-contact force which pulls a teen’s eye towards a female’s body. Everyday, when you came to the class, I couldn’t help myself scanning your body from top to bottom – Your hair, so straight, so shiny, like thin strands of glittering black diamond. Your skin, so supple, so very pale. And your eyes, my adorable teacher, Ah! What can I say about your eyes. Sometimes I think I’ll drown myself in the vast oceans of tranquility your eyes retain.

Do not think, oh the queen of the gorgeous, that I try to flatter you. No, no, my beloved teacher. I’d rather cut my tongue than speak such lies to you. All this is true and I feel it from the bottom of my heart. Yes! Yes my dearest teacher. I LOVE YOU! I do! I loved you since the day I saw you. I loved you when you gave me a big zero in my exam. I loved you when you made me run about like a naked chicken around the school. I loved you when other children made fun of your teaching style. I even loved you the day you cried after tumbling in a Children’s Day performance. But why then, my cherished teacher, is this love a half-baked strawberry pie? You only taught me, Newton’s third law of motion, that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. But then, why haven’t I received any reaction from your side? Please, my beloved teacher, do not let that poor bloke’s (and the apple’s) hard work go in vain. Please do not try to defy the laws of physics. Help me balance this mysterious equation of love. Forget about that obnoxious little husband you’ve got, and give this man a chance. Let this be the first ever teacher-student matrimony that ever took place. Let me be the man you love, and I’ll show you how everything falls into place.

Your student turned admirer turned lover turned husband (hopefully),

Char foot do inch

P.S. - Waiting desperately for your reply. Just a brief yes or no will be enough. There’s no need for you to leave your hand’s imprint upon my cheek.

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Friday, November 6, 2009

2 comments 4:28 AM

A Game of Whist

Posted by AK 47 -
All this stuff is fiction, so if anyone takes it seriously or sees anyone resembling the guys in question, they can go boil their heads. Oh yeah, this set in late 1930s so there won’t be any mobiles, electronic bugging, GPS etc. Also, please comment; otherwise the curse of a broken man (read: me) will haunt you for life


†Part I†

“It’s a mystery, sir” said Detective Inspector Hope.
Two men, Detective-Inspector Hope and his superior, Colonel Hasterely were seated at either sides of a round table at Scotland Yard. Detective-Inspector Hope, leaning towards his superior as he uttered these words, was a tall, thin and nondescript young man, rather obviously addicted to soap and water. Melancholia oozed from every pore of his body, and even now, he was gazing gloomily at his superior. A greater contrast between the two men couldn’t have been imagined. Colonel Hasterely was a short, ferrety man with a few red hair (unfortunately) adorning the top of his ungainly, bullet shaped head. He was a lurid fellow, bursting with praise for the world when content, and irascible when not. Detective-Inspector Hope didn’t approve of his superior to a large extent, but he had to respect his unsettlingly accurate instincts and his shrewd judgment. So he sat in front of him with lips pursed and shoulders hunched, and then set forth to recite facts in a dry and precise voice:

“Mr. Adlakha was a bachelor, a man of sound and unshakably just disposition. He was cultured and refined individual. Born in 1894, he is the son of the Duke of Hampshire.
His background is good and no one complained against him. Now sir, coming to the facts of the crime; He was in the habit of playing a game of whist every now and then. He was a cautious player and nearly always rose the winner. If you please, sir, let me describe his friend circle. The party was at the house of a certain Mr. Be……”

Here, the Chief interrupted and said “Shut up and get out. Send Pollitt in.”

Detective-Inspector Hope was not in the habit of being interrupted brusquely, so no wonder that the disapproval on his face became more marked as he got up to go out. He distinctly resembled a disgruntled old aunt bargaining with an unwilling shopkeeper.

After a few minutes, Detective-Inspector Pollitt arrived. He sported a handsome, grinning visage and a general air of geniality. He was (though maybe he didn’t look like it) one of the Chief’s right-hand men, mainly because he possessed a clear sense and an ability to read between the lines, and partly because he happened to have a nature similar to the Chief.

“Well”, said Colonel Hasterely, “had to get rid of that ass Hope. Can’t stand these stiff-and-staunch old Etonians. Someone ought to drown them at birth, so that they don’t muck up the place looking like they’ve swallowed a lemon or two. Fire off, then, and look sharp about it.”
Detective-Inspector Pollitt looked at his Chief. Whatever he saw, he must have liked it because he grinned and fired off:

“Well, Sir, coming to this Adlakha bird, he was one of these stiff-collared, butter-won’t-melt-in-my-mouth people. Must’ve been an old Etonian. He gambled all right, but purely for the fun of it. On the night of the crime, he went to this bird Bedi’s house
(Detective-Inspector Pollitt, whatever his finer qualities may be, always substituted Mr./Dr./Ms./Mrs. for ‘bird’. Unsurprisingly, so did the Chief) There were a couple of bir…sorry, people besides these two. One was a certain (with a proud emphasis) Ms. Anupama, fiancĂ©e of the Adlakha bird…”

Here, the Chief interrupted and said, “One of those actresses from Lollywood? The one who talks as if there’s no tomorrow? ”

“That’s the one, Sir”

“Funny what he saw in her” mused the Chief, “I thought she looked a bit like my labrador Venu. But continue”

Pollitt grinned and resumed, “And a Shivam bird. He’s a tiny bloke, the kind who get steamrollered by a caterpillar. But he’s a big noise in the Royal Academy of Science. Designed something or the other. But anyway, from reliable sources I’ve heard that this Shivam bird was smitten by that Anupama bird and he even proposed to her. But she refused and chose Adlakha. However, there was no hard feeling between them and they were the best of pals. Anyway, here are the facts of the case:

18:00Adlakha & the other birds arrive, chat with Bedi
19:00 – Dinner is announced
19:00 - 20:30 – Dinner
20:45 – 21:00 – Coffee
21:00 – 22:00 – Birds have a smoke and chat
22:00 – Whist starts
23:00 – Five games played, Bedi leads by a game
23:28Adlakha in the act of putting down a card (a King of Aces). Falls forward on the table, Doctor brought in
23:35 – the Doctor bird proclaims him dead, Anupama raises hell (or Cain, whichever is noisier)”

Here, the Chief snorted and made a noise like ‘Tchah!!’ After snorting to his heart’s content, he said,

“Sure it’s murder? I mean, can it be an accident or something?”

Pollitt replied evenly, “I appreciate your point, Sir. So far, we think its murder. There is no evidence of a cardiac arrest, seizure or anything. If it’s an accident, then I’ll be blowed. However, medicos are still working, though. I think they will come up with something definite soon. I expect their report soon.”

Colonel Hasterely said, “Any possibility of suicide, though not likely not on the cards?”

Pollitt considered and said, “Wash that right out, Sir. I don’t know anyone who would commit suicide in front of three other birds, by some method as far unknown to the medicos. There was no suicide note, and the bird was pretty cheerful to boot.”

The Chief wasn’t snorting any more. He sat there, immersed in deep thought. Detective-Inspector Pollitt sat opposite him, gazing at his superior respectfully. After staring at his highly polished shoes for a few minutes, Colonel Hasterely said,
“Any motives, if obvious? Fill me in about the Shivam bird.”

Pollitt said, “Zilch, Sir. The Shivam bird had proposed to her some seven years ago, though he still tags around her like a lovelorn pup. However, if he bumped off the Adlakha bird after all these years to get to her, that’s one helluva love story for you.”

The Chief grinned and said, “Got the food analyzed?”

Pollitt stopped grinning abruptly and said in perplexed tones, “There’s the catch, Sir. The food for dinner was OK. However, port was brought in for all the birds. Uncommon, but there you are. The port has been analyzed, and there was enough potassium cyanide ( I’ve forgotten the scientific formula; who cares anyway) to kill three men!!”

The Chief erupted and said, “Ha!! Now we’ve got something!!”

Pollitt
looked pained, as if denying a child of a Christmas present. He replied, “There’s a small catch, Sir.”

The Chief, still jubilant, said, “Eh? What’s that?”

Pollitt, still pained, said, “The port wasn’t drunk, Sir.”
Pollitt leaned back on his chair and watched in a half-amused manner as the Chief cursed richly and fluently under his breath. Presently, he recovered and said,
“Sure about that? I mean, he might’ve drunk some?”
"Enough to kill one bird?” he added in a half-hopeful tone.

Pollitt replied, “No chance, Sir. This fact has been corroborated by the other birds.”

Colonel Hasterely exhaled and said, “OK, it zeroes to this. Someone bumped off Adlakha and tampered with his wineglass. They may be different people, but it’s a huge coincidence that both attempted to murder him on the same night. Similarly, it’s too much of a coincidence that he dies accidentally when someone tries to kill him. If it’s suicide, then I’ll take to watching that bird Anupama’s films. No, it’s plain old murder. In fact, the kind of murder that would make Sherlock Holmes himself sit up and say, “You’re cursed if you say it’s elementary, my dear Watson.”

“Well”, said Colonel Hasterely, “I’m off to interview the birds. You had better tag along. And tell Hope to put the medicos’ report on my desk if it arrives”

“Yes, Sir”, said Pollitt, “I’ll do that.”

“Good”, grunted his superior as he strode off.
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Monday, October 26, 2009

1 comments 9:21 AM

A Fallen Star - Episode 1

Posted by Dhruv Gupta -

The clock struck 1:00 am. The room was dark. A pale, white light illuminated the heaps of books stacked up besides the opposite wall. Some of their spines read –

Arihant IIT Maths

JEE Phyics by HC Vema

Organic Chemistry NCERT

Past 20 years JEE solved question papers

….and a dozen more highly technical books, the sizes of whom summon up the scariest of your nightmares. A group of people sat huddled in front of a computer screen, their eyes bulging out to such an extent their was a formidable risk of the eyeballs falling off. An eerie silence hung in the room, the air heavy with anxiety and anticipation.


I guess my heart was racing in a quest to win an Olympic gold. My parents stood beside me, their bodies going through the same ‘hyper-excited’ mode as mine. The moment had finally arrived. This was the climax of my four years of rigorous preparation. JEE, the toughest exam on earth, the exam for which I became a nerd, the exam for which I burnt the midnight oil every night. And today, I would finally get my results.


I nervously looked towards the monitor. It stood their as a mighty despot, pleased to decide my fate that evening. Wait, you zero-iq desperado! I’ll smash you into bits if I don’t get selected. I finally gathered all my courage and began entering my roll number. 1..2..5..0..9..0…2…0…. A thick bead of sweat trickled down my forehead. There was a difference of only the ‘enter’ key between me and IIT. Strange repulsive forces started instigating between my finger and the key. I realized that I had started shivering. My mother reassuringly looked towards me, gesturing towards the ‘key of despair’. I shoved my finger towards the key, until it finally sent the binary signal to the computer. The screen went blank……

Loading…35%.....65%.....80%....

I was perspiring buckets full of sweat. Damn my internet speed! Doesn’t realize that three persons are on the brink of drying up their sweat glands! My heart skipped a beat. Sprawled on the white screen, were words which I dreaded seeing the most –



IIT-JEE 2009 Results

Name – Arpit Manocha

Result – Not Selected

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Sunday, October 11, 2009

9 comments 11:59 AM

The Dusk.....The Dawn

Posted by Dhruv Gupta -

This is a work of pure fiction and has originated purely from the rotten mind of the author. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The use of the first person 'I' in the story is to only make the viewer see through the eyes of the characters, and does not imply to the author himself.

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.....It was all pre-planned. It was very lucidly explained to me that if I happen to fail again, the LTTE won't think twice before embedding those finely carved bullets into my agile, dark and tall body. But this time, I had an intuition that I would succeed. I could feel it, and there was no questioning my subconscious…..


I glanced up at the menu, stuck up neatly at the wall. The amylase had already occupied a centre position in my mouth. I searched for the most expensive dish on the list, for I had decided to treat myself today. After all, it’s not everyday you become an NTSE Scholar.

After countless times of going through the meal-studded list, I finally gave up to the noisy grumblings of my stomach.

It wasn’t an easy task, standing in front of the payment counter, when in front of you go innumerable scrumptious snacks cooked with the finest of vegetables and topped with the finest of spices. Finally, I settled upon a double cheese big boy mutton burger, with extra olives, extra mayonnaise and extraaaa mutton. Ah! I’d rather die than live a life without mutton!

I placed a crisp thousand rupee note at the billing counter. The cashier beamed. This must have been the most expensive single order of the day. He smiled politely, requesting me to wait for my meal to get ready.


…..I kept reciting the steps in my mind. I just had to go inside the restaurant toilet, take out the bomb, place it inside the commode, set the timer and then get out of the place ASAP. Just place the bomb inside the commode, and get out of the hellish place. That’s it. I don’t know why I was reciting it over and over again, when I knew it wouldn’t ease my tension.

I got inside the toilet. Nobody was there. I checked all the doors. Not a soul. God was with me. He was with me in this jihad. I thought about my future, I being awarded a pistol by Prabhakaran. I reeled my thoughts to the present, for I didn’t have much time. Those stout, plump civilians could anytime come marching inside the toilet to produce what they had just consumed. I took out the unblemished bomb, a type 1 IED, enough for blowing out the whole restaurant. I set the timer to 5 minutes. I peeped inside the commode. Yuck! Filled with human poop! I flushed it all, and started the timer. These will be the last five minutes of every goddamn soul(excluding me, of course!) in this 1000 sq ft. area, I thought. I came out of the ‘mouth of death’, basking in the glory of my accomplishment.

Inside the commode, the clock ticked away...

4:54……….

4:53.........

4:52........

4:51........


“To hell with you, god damnit! Where’s my freakin’ order?”, I yelled at the cashier. It had been more that 15 minutes since I ordered my personalized big boy burger. He scrambled under my patronizing glare, a bit alarmed by my sudden burst of outrage.


2:45 ……………


I got my burger the very next minute. Sometimes you have to show your vicious streak in order to get the job done.


1:06………………


I ripped it apart impetuously, like a famished dog who’s just been given the most wonderful dog food in the world. A couple of eyes turned towards me, giving me the ‘don’t-you-have-any-manners’ look. I didn’t really care, I preferred leaving my table manners at home.


0:35……………..


And I put nearly 5 kinds of dressings on the burger, and now finally, It was ready to be churned, slashed, mixed and grinded by my body.


0:05……………..


And I bought it closer,


0:03…………….


And closer,


0:02…………..


And, it finally touched my teeth……


0:01…………..


I heard a huge explosion, and I was blown forward by the reaction. A thousand pins stabbed my body from everywhere. Blood sprouted out from every corner of my body. I sensed pain, excruciating pain, one which I had never sensed before. I lay on the ground, my burger still in my 1-fingered hand, still confused as to what had happened. I saw a flash of light, followed by nothing but total numbness.


….I sat in front of the restaurant, at a distance where not even the tiniest of shrapnel could reach me. I looked at the restaurant getting engulfed by a cloud of dust, till the time it was nothing more than a heap of cement, dust, and I don’t know how many gallons of blood. I smiled, a smile that was as ghastly as it could be. I picked up my phone, punched in the number, and said with a proud but demonic voice, “Mission Accomplished”.

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For those of you who’ve come this far and haven’t understood a thing, please go back to the beginning and start again.

Read it 10 times, and if your grey matter is still not able to process it, just leave a comment regarding the problem, and I’ll explain it to you. (Though I guess most of you will not feel the need to do that.)

I thought of mentioning the difference between italics and normal text (that’s a hint!), but that’ll spoil the gripping factor of the story.

And all of you who liked the story (okay...even the ones who didn't like it), you better leave a comment, for first posts need encouragement, and criticism!

Your Next Door Blogger,

Dhruv Gupta

(Photo credit - sabotazusa)

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